Stock shit, carnies, kevin cosner, bultacos, most american cars produced after 1985, debbie gibson, hot mulled wine, anything raspberry flavoured w/o a vagina, taekwondo, nickelback and being out of beer. I really want to say Magnum P.I.'s mustache but now that i'm thinking about it........ uh....well it'snot on the list...
Triple burnout is better than a double rainbow whow.
ReplyDeletethat gave me a aboner. i am not ashamed.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think you might have a medical condition...seriously...like in high school I got it, but dude...what doesn't give you a boner?
ReplyDeleteStock shit, carnies, kevin cosner, bultacos, most american cars produced after 1985, debbie gibson, hot mulled wine, anything raspberry flavoured w/o a vagina, taekwondo, nickelback and being out of beer. I really want to say Magnum P.I.'s mustache but now that i'm thinking about it........ uh....well it'snot on the list...
ReplyDeleteNo not THAT medical condition...one related to your boners.
ReplyDeleteFINE! I have bonerholism. I'm a bonerholic. I'm addicted to bonerhol.
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