So you're an upper middle class douche with pointy shoes and simulated creases in your diesel jeans. Last year at the local bike show you saw some really sweet custom bikes and said to your gucci, fake baked girlfriend, I wanna build one of those and be cool, but mine's gonna be a Harley. But grease, blood and fire isn't really your thing. You're really more of a golf shirt and mineral water kinda guy. The idea of sparks flying in your garage next to your body kit'd Chevy Cavalier makes you nervous that you might wreck the candy paint job on the oversized spoiler. Sooo no custom bike for you...but wait....Harley executives to the rescue!!!! Hurray. With the H-D1, now you can customize your own HD from your macbook air and never have to step foot in the garage. You can tell all your leather doo rag wearing boyfriends that YOUR harley is custom build by YOU. Build yours today!!! Then go buy some eagle clad leathers and wait for it to arrive.
Go to Harley Davidson has really lost it's cool .com to build your own douche-mobile.
