Antiquated Mule

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Thumbed mules

Got a hand getting Dale outta the snow bank and into the shop for the engine swap and clean up. Then we started swapping bars and seats and got no real work done at all.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

need a helpin' hand

Any of you Mule's out there got a spare minute tonight or tomorrow to help me get Dale outta the snow and into the shop? There's a beer and a bitch session in it for you.

So you're an upper middle class douche with pointy shoes and simulated creases in your diesel jeans. Last year at the local bike show you saw some really sweet custom bikes and said to your gucci, fake baked girlfriend, I wanna build one of those and be cool, but mine's gonna be a Harley. But grease, blood and fire isn't really your thing. You're really more of a golf shirt and mineral water kinda guy. The idea of sparks flying in your garage next to your body kit'd Chevy Cavalier makes you nervous that you might wreck the candy paint job on the oversized spoiler. Sooo no custom bike for you...but wait....Harley executives to the rescue!!!! Hurray. With the H-D1, now you can customize your own HD from your macbook air and never have to step foot in the garage. You can tell all your leather doo rag wearing boyfriends that YOUR harley is custom build by YOU. Build yours today!!! Then go buy some eagle clad leathers and wait for it to arrive.

Go to Harley Davidson has really lost it's cool .com to build your own douche-mobile.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Smuggled

Mmmm over the border beeeerrrr from American friends.

handsome devils

so tix for the pixies show, if i read my info correctly, are of a dollar value that exceeds my desire to see them. A shame, but i saw fb and the c's at reds in edmonchuck with ninja many moons ago and they did the best of the pixies. it was super! however, proving that you can get authentic surf rock(abilly) in the furthest place a way from an ocean ever (here), and the coolest tidal wave vibe this side of Azcrack, MB., the handsome devils ,later named the heatscores will be at amigo's on April 15th (fukkin eh, thats a friday). Ran into the fellow who i believe plays the drums in that ensemble today. I was whining that the only thing i cared about losing in my divorce ('bout a decade ago) was that damn handsome devils cd, and could he hook me up. the short answer was no, but apparently the band members all live here agian, and they're playin this show. and b/c he's a cool shit that mike and i'm a slipri little whiner he thought he could possibly stamp out few more of the very limited edition hansome/heatscore joint. maybe even a double of both albums. so I'm gonna save a few bucks extra (by unfortunatly not going to the pixies), and be the drunkken fukkin asshole trunna trade whiskey for cd's at the show. you should come.