Beer me.

So, who here is not just the teensiest bit of a boozehound. What's that i hear? The sound of no one raising their hand? Right. so i will take for granted that i have your attention willingly. First: Good beer. Really there is no other kind except those infused with fruit and a extra chromosome.

Pictured below is a ukranian beauty that ironically will may you its slave. Couldn't tell you what its called, 'cause we don't actually have all those letters in out alphabet. Available in the blue can variety atcher local LBS. Too bad we dont get those neat ass rip top ring pull bottles here. Don't remember to much about it other than it was fukkin super enough that i kept a can in my closet for months so i wouldn't ferget to pass on the info. Shut the fuck up and try it. There, now i can throw out that can.

Then: Cheap beer!

The next best thing to free beer. and only a close second to good beer. The bad news: totally american beer. Yankee as budweiser. The good news: now brewed by molson and... oh shit. Hey Cheep! goes to the top of the pile of cheep beer that is not high test. Actually i never tried the light, but cant find a pick of the red can that i uh, cant put down. anyways, mofo comes in a 15 pack. Enjoy! and then pour your lucky lager down the toilet or let your kids take it in their lunches.